If You Think You're Cool Enough, Haydn Middleton

Thanks to schoolboy sensation Luke Green, Castle Albion are still in the FA cup.  But to stand a chance against Wolves, Albion's leaky defence needs sorting.  The weak link is obvious - it's Chopper Foggon, a player so dirty even the crown are scared of him!  Luke's mate, the super-chilled sweeper, 'Cool' Frederick , would be a classy replacement.  But will team boss, Benny Webb, be brave enough to chop the chopper...?